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It's your fault I lost my earring in your soup.

You're the one who said it would taste better with some radishes in it.

Why did you go in there fully clothed?

Why do you want him to go in naked? Your fault he's feeling self-conscious!

I blame you….for oozing charm even with clothes on….

No, that's not charm... a shower is in order! Your fault for encouraging her.

I blame you for the contents of my grocery order.

I blame you if there's no chocolate cheesecake in there.

I blame you.....for all my Sweet Cravings!

It's your fault I'm going to buy some chocolate eclair cakes from Aldi tomorrow and chocolate croissants from Sainsbury's.

It's your fault you didn't offer me any! You're such a grinch!

I blame you for this microaggression....which has absolutely taken me over the edge!

It's your fault my cakes are tastier than yours....and they're all mine! *Pushes him over the edge*

Crikey! You've wasted oodles and oodles of excellent chocolate!

I blame you......for sending me into tremulous paroxysms, especially since I so thoroughly enjoy hollow Easter chocolate bunnies!

I blame you all for the current chocolate shortage!

I blame you for making me Google that and being in a state of panic! Why couldn't you let me remain ignorant? Now I have to hoard Wispas.

So it's your fault there are no Wispas on the shelves! I guess I'll have to make do with eating those Lindor red chocolate balls... so many boxes to eat and so little time.

It's your fault I'm happy to take the blame....because I have ALL the Wispas.