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fell for that old party trick where you take a piece of string, tie it around a soup bowl and suspend it from the corner of a cake stand. Then you fill the bucket with cheese and put it under the carpet. The good bit comes at the end, where the crane lifts the park bench and everyone can see where the umbrella stand went.

Has an avatar that reminds me of a former landlady!

Takes cheese out of my fridge at night

has 2 tuffs of titmouse on their cute kitty ears

and LIKES ponies!

(Tony, if it will make you feel better i used to gallop and whinny like a pony and liked to wear this necklace that had like, sort of a bar in the middle so i could put it between my teeth and pretend it was a bit like horses have in their mouth and try to outsmart my invisible rider and get the bit away from her and run with my head and stuff and so i had to stay back in P.E. in 2nd grade because i could not run properly at all because of this desire to develop my galloping skills.)

will hand over DeStRuCtO's cheese to me, if I ask nicely?

needs to stop repressing his inner pony today

(and lau, you are sure welcome to have that great cheese hunk (chunk) of elephant-foot. got a shovel? there are clumps in the strewn straw.)

plays chess with a pillowcase.

never listens to alligators when they are talking about him.

Listens to crocodiles when they are talking about him.

likes to hiss like an aligator and do that "backwards waddle in an alarmed way" they do as they show their teeth.

packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus.

wins the "exactly! you are the smartest person i've heard all day!" award.



(not redeemable for any cash value, and subject to expire at any time)

invented sliced bread.