Yep, I'm too competitive to quit now. I don't want to seem inferior to the winner.
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I've been giving thought to how this thread will end.
I imagine that, in the distant future, there will be an academic discipline devoted to reading and interpreting the internet. Someone will come across this thread and read all of it, because it is their job, and they will think, "I'm the only person alive with access to this thread, I'm the only one who knows it exists [they don't use the internet anymore, so only enthusiasts are ever on it]" After that they'll realise, "Hey, I could totally win this!" and make a post.
That, I think, is how this thread will end.