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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
I blame you for smelling like stale milk!
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
I blame you for milking puns for all they are worth.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,945Location: UK
It's your fault there is no milk left
Well you did drink it all when you ran out of vodka.
I don't care about your vodka, and that's your fault! Just get me some Bailey's (yes, in the summer)!
Mmmm, Baileys. I blame you for fancying some myself now. With ice cubes.
That is cruel because I haven't got any here. It's your fault I'm putting a new grocery order in!
Hmmm Baileys. Goes rather well with Wispa bars too. Your fault I'm putting on weight.
Your fault you're not working out to counteract the affects.
Your fault for not knowing I'm Mr Fitness a well know exercise guru in my garden.
Your fault I wish I didn't know that! Those YouTube videos you put up...
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
It's your fault you're not doing cartwheels in your garden----don't use the rose bushes as an excuse!! !!
It's your fault you're not jumping out your window....don't use being on the top floor as an excuse!
I blame you....for giving me bright ideas about being a superhero!
I blame you for forgetting to wear your costume and jumping out naked!
I blame you for thinking such sinful thoughts