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Radish
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19 Jul 2022, 3:35 pm

It was your fault for trying to crush me to death, I'm leaking sap everywhere.

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Murihiku
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19 Jul 2022, 9:19 pm

See, trying to kill you once or twice would be her fault. But the number of times it keeps happening makes me suspect that it's actually your fault now.

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Radish
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20 Jul 2022, 3:41 am

I blame you for encouraging her to kill me. You've all got it in for radishes!

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Where_am_I
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20 Jul 2022, 7:19 am

:lol:

Stop ruining my street credit by telling people I kill radishes!

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Radish
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20 Jul 2022, 1:26 pm

You have street credit? It's your fault for wearing a polo neck jumper yesterday in public.

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Where_am_I
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20 Jul 2022, 2:01 pm

Yes, for killing turnips.

That's your fault....you tricked me by putting a snow machine outside my house!

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Radish
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20 Jul 2022, 3:50 pm

Banned for shredding all the neighbourhood cats, wildlife and passerbys in your snow machine. You aren't supposed to chase things round with it!

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20 Jul 2022, 4:03 pm

Banned?! It's your fault because shredding you in there didn't provide enough flakes, so I had to experiment on other things. :roll:

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20 Jul 2022, 7:00 pm

its your fault its so hot

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20 Jul 2022, 7:19 pm

I blame you for the lack of punctuality of our local bus services.

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Radish
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21 Jul 2022, 5:20 am

Well you did let their tyres down!

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21 Jul 2022, 8:44 am

I blame you for hawling at the moon.

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Radish
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21 Jul 2022, 11:26 am

Your fault for biting me and turning me into a werewolf.

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babybird
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21 Jul 2022, 11:29 am

It's your fault the moon went down in the east

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Where_am_I
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22 Jul 2022, 1:10 pm

It's your fault I have to kidnap WP members for Cornflake.....why wouldn't you take the job?!

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22 Jul 2022, 1:51 pm

It's your fault your keeping all the members in your pocket

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