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is practising moving molehills. Intends to move up to small hills later this month. Next year, mountains.

Mistook Mount Everest for Mount Rushmore.

now has to give it back or face criminal charges

Has used a stiletto to attempt to carve a new face into Mt. Rushmore.

also was facinated by that word-problem in the Math book, where you find out how much force is exerted by a 5-inch high heel, with a surface area of a pin, if the woman is 110 lbs.

has had all her fingers replaced with long, tapering metal spikes. She alternately refers to this as "a fashion statement" or "to improve my typing speed".

has never seen the movie Edward-Scissorhands, because he gets too distracted by the Avon lady, and so buys copious amounts of foundation, and misses the whole thing.

realizes that the thing coming out the side of her head is actually an antenna for her psychic abilities.

works in a circus. Goes down amazingly well with a "catching a cold up my nose" act.

decides that fondue is the best manner of cooking, and subsequently prepares all his meals that way.

has won a blue ribbon for his famous "pick a squirrel, any squick of a squirrel" dish

(which is of course, a fondue i have found i am fond of in due time.)

Has decided that the best word for lyrics is "la". Then composes a number one hit single using solely that word.

was voted "Person most likely to stay indoors on alternate Fridays when wet" in Brazil last Tuesday.

has won the first ever "muddiest feet on a dry Sunday" award

her name is in her avatar

His name is a plot by the government to secretly hypnotize you into killing all people named Roy.