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MrLoony
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18 Jul 2009, 12:43 am

When I was a boy, I thought that crossbows were so awesome. I still do. A poisoned, repeating crossbow is so nifty.

Of course, then you have those people who say that a P90, M-16, or AK-47 could beat them. The perfect counter, then, is the AA-12. Unfortunately, we didn't have those when I was a boy.


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18 Jul 2009, 12:59 am

Stealth and shame should never be misconstrued



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18 Jul 2009, 1:00 am

...Right then.



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18 Jul 2009, 1:04 am

Left now....



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18 Jul 2009, 1:15 am

When I was a boy, my sisters were enrolled in a karate class at the local Boys & Girls Club. I went and tried to practice with them, once. They said "Right kick!" and I kicked with my left leg. They said "Left punch!" and I punched with my right fist. They said six inches, I gave them twenty.


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18 Jul 2009, 1:19 am

-=< OUCH >=-



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18 Jul 2009, 4:28 am

I'm winning! I'm winning!


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18 Jul 2009, 8:03 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw[/youtube]

FALCON PUNCH!! !!

*Everyone is destroy in a blinding light* *I live on since I survived*

I win!! !


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18 Jul 2009, 8:07 am

I'm immune to any attacks. So I win.



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18 Jul 2009, 8:16 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
I'm immune to any attacks. So I win.


Immunity is nullified by all of my attacks so bye bye!

ONMISLASH!! !! !

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxcDGeNOeMk[/youtube]


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18 Jul 2009, 10:23 am

When I was a boy, I had a friend that had been jumped by a group of kids. I never found out the reason why, but afterwards, we would fight at least once a day. Pretty soon, it became apparent that my counter-grappling gave me an advantage. And so he started every fight by punching me in the crotch.


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18 Jul 2009, 10:37 am

Wow, that's really something.

By the way, I declare myself the winner. Past and Present!



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18 Jul 2009, 2:30 pm

Aaaah, come on, guys! I never won nothin' before. It's sooooo my turn, dammit!


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18 Jul 2009, 3:49 pm

Ok, Ok. You win.



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18 Jul 2009, 4:01 pm

Lost soul department topic

When this thread ends, another will arise from the ashes.


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18 Jul 2009, 6:18 pm

When I was a boy, we had one of those handheld games, and it was football. I could never really figure out how to play it.

I loved that game so much.


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