The Really Bad Advice Thread

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Whenever you start a new job, it's a good idea to break the ice by telling the nastiest jokes you know. Also, make sure that you clock out with your c*** out.

Dying would make your life a lot easier.

Remember poking a wasp nest, is a great way to get yourself motivated, to take up running.

Rub dirt on open wounds.

Release live cockroaches into your apartment for a quick, easy cleaning. They will eat any any mold, scum or residue and make your home spotless!

Make sure you demonstrate how to flick-light matches whilst standing near a polyester curtain.

if you don't feel like it, don't floss. take this post as a dare to see how long you can go without brushing your teeth before someone breaks with social convention and tells you you have bad breath.

If you have a stomachache it's a great idea to eat more snack cakes.

When you fill up the oil in your car, you should always fill it right to the top.

When you cross a busy road, keep your eyes closed so that you won't have to see scary big trucks and buses.

*Friend walking on a rope course 50ft with nothing to catch them except their harness* Hey Buddy!! ! Don't look down!

You can improve your balance considerably by not sleeping at all before a long, 5am bike ride. You totally won't go c**t up in front of everyone just getting on your bike.

You should shave one eyebrow off before a job interview. It will make you look more professional and employable.

Annoy me today.

Believe everything you read on craigslist.

When working on a car, always tighten nuts and bolts as much as you possibly can. Don't bother with using a torque wrench.