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TallyMan
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04 Mar 2009, 3:41 pm

It isn't here. Maybe it went south for the better weather.

Where is my lawyer - I'm suing my plastic surgeon


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04 Mar 2009, 3:44 pm

Your lawyer went away with your plastic surgeon.

Where is my spoon?



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04 Mar 2009, 3:45 pm

Move along a little and I'll give it to you :wink:

Where is my hat?


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04 Mar 2009, 4:10 pm

Gone with the wind.


Where is my wire?



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04 Mar 2009, 4:11 pm

It got the snip.

Where are my pyjamas?


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04 Mar 2009, 4:20 pm

I wear them. They are really comfy!


Where is my silver bangle?



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04 Mar 2009, 4:25 pm

On the dressing table next to your bed.

Where are my slippers?


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06 Mar 2009, 4:53 pm

They slipped away.

Where is my Hoosier Hot Shots CD?



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06 Mar 2009, 4:58 pm

One word. Coaster.
Not by me, but the guy down the street that on every Tuesday at 3 AM, wakes up, walks outside, yells unintelligible gibberish for the hour, and goes back to bed.

Where is my coaster?


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06 Mar 2009, 5:27 pm

Your coaster is somewhere close to the coast. :wink: :D

Where is my little radio?



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06 Mar 2009, 6:10 pm

Inside a small pig named Florence, who roams the seabed in seach for the mysterious wish-granting trouser press of elysium!

Where is my sanity? No where to be found, I fear.



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06 Mar 2009, 6:58 pm

I just saw Florence finding it in the mysterious wish-granting trouser press of elysium. :wink:

Where are my new bed sheets?



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06 Mar 2009, 6:59 pm

Find a copy of Link's Adventure. Start it. 900th pixel on your left. I deposited them there.

Where is my 100th pixel?


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08 Mar 2009, 5:34 am

It got pixelated and left.

Where is my French baguette?


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08 Mar 2009, 7:20 am

Its being used as a middle stump in my backyard game of cricket.

Where is my ambition?



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15 Mar 2009, 4:35 pm

Last seen flying over Germany.

Where is my purse?