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24 Jul 2009, 3:11 pm

Autism is caused by telling the truth :lol:



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25 Jul 2009, 2:08 am

Autism is caused by strange tounges...


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25 Jul 2009, 2:42 am

Autism is caused by never ending



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25 Jul 2009, 4:54 am

Autism is caused by repeating yourself.
Autism is caused by repeating yourself.


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25 Jul 2009, 7:08 am

DaWalker wrote:
Autism is caused by never ending


pulling of my finger


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25 Jul 2009, 9:02 am

Autism is caused by a tweaking eye...


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25 Jul 2009, 4:25 pm

Autism is caused by twiddling the ears.......


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27 Jul 2009, 12:26 pm

Autism is caused by a Brazilian wandering spider. Such spiders were just found in a city in the Netherlands, so I guess we'll have an autism epidemic there soon.



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27 Jul 2009, 9:48 pm

Autism is caused by billy bumblers. Oy!


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27 Jul 2009, 10:16 pm

Effective cause topic

Autism is caused by Quantum particles.


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28 Jul 2009, 12:08 am

Autism is caused by sunshine.



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28 Jul 2009, 12:25 am

THE SALMON MOUUUUUSSE



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28 Jul 2009, 2:31 am

Autism is caused by Jews. More specifically, by the mercury laden matzo flour that Jews sneak into baby formula.

So thank the Jews for making you so awesome.


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28 Jul 2009, 4:31 am

Autism is caused by bad potato salad



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28 Jul 2009, 5:14 am

Autism is caused by mayonnaise and cornichons.



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28 Jul 2009, 5:30 am

Autism is caused by sunglasses - we're so bright, we just gotta shine!