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richie
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09 Oct 2007, 6:21 pm

Doesn't need to pick his nose, Chthulu is going to pick it for him.

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09 Oct 2007, 6:57 pm

always keeps four pancakes balanced on his head, as emergency snacks.

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09 Oct 2007, 10:13 pm

Realizes that the food being fed to him by the alien is actually all from McDonalds.

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10 Oct 2007, 3:14 am

hates stupid goldfish

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10 Oct 2007, 9:59 am

is entering her goldfish in the "World's Stupidest Goldfish" competition in fourteen years time, once its training is complete.

I remember when I was little, we had a pond. One morning, my father concreted the path near the pond. He came back in the evening to find that a goldfish had jumped out of the pond (which they did, occasionally), and had landed in the wet concrete. By this point, the concrete had set. He chipped the goldfish out of the concrete and put it back in the pond. It was fine. Goldfish? Fragile, no. Stupid, yes.

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10 Oct 2007, 10:32 am

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Questions the meaning of pants every morning.

how u knew i have hard time every morning whith that decision?

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10 Oct 2007, 5:25 pm

occasionally expells a grayish dust when he has a coughing fit that he calls gold-baby-nose-babies

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10 Oct 2007, 6:03 pm

has been attending assiduously to Wrong Planet for almost a fortnight now, without encountering any sense whatsoever. Has decided a bicycle would be better. On a punter... on the river Cam. Shaft was a film. Rainbow-coloured. Oil. Oh. Me. Oh. My.

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10 Oct 2007, 8:24 pm

Doesn't wear a real pancho, he wears a Sears pancho.

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11 Oct 2007, 2:38 am

is caught in a loop in a book

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11 Oct 2007, 2:48 am

has an alter-ego that enjoys telling dirty jokes about large Carribean dwellers

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11 Oct 2007, 6:03 am

has never knowingly undersold a free item.

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11 Oct 2007, 10:00 am

his cat usually has to rescue him from trees

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11 Oct 2007, 1:41 pm

opens a bottle of wine with her toes (curving them)

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11 Oct 2007, 2:37 pm

pours wine with pauses, or is that pawses? Then fast-forwards or eats-backward.

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11 Oct 2007, 2:45 pm

Has that wine with clauses, or is it clawses?

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