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Raleigh
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05 Jan 2017, 9:27 pm

How do smurfs even smurf what they're smurfing about?

Banned for smurfing when you should be surfing.


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05 Jan 2017, 9:32 pm

Banned because the only surfing I can do is on the Internet. :lol:


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Raleigh
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05 Jan 2017, 9:33 pm

banned for walking wonkily on a Wednesday.


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05 Jan 2017, 9:34 pm

Banned for thinking thoroughly and thoughtfully on a Thursday.


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Raleigh
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05 Jan 2017, 9:34 pm

banned for frying flying fish on a friday.


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05 Jan 2017, 9:35 pm

Banned for sautéeing seven swordfish on a Saturday. :mrgreen:


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Raleigh
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05 Jan 2017, 9:38 pm

banned for raining on my parade.


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06 Jan 2017, 12:56 am

bannedits like you running off with contrabanned deserved to be rained on.


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06 Jan 2017, 1:13 am

banned for making stuff up.


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06 Jan 2017, 4:29 am

banned for being named after a state capital.


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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.


Raleigh
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06 Jan 2017, 6:00 am

Sometimes you say the most disarming things in your posts.
You break down my defences and make me feel exposed.
For this you must be banned.


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06 Jan 2017, 8:20 am

Banned for saying multiple sentences.


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06 Jan 2017, 9:32 am

Banned for making beeping noises as, if you were a customer at Lowe's or Home Depot


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06 Jan 2017, 9:41 am

Banned for inching along the sidewalk in one of those little beepy forklifts they use at Home Depot. :mrgreen:


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06 Jan 2017, 9:50 am

Goes everywhere by skateboard


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06 Jan 2017, 9:54 am

Banned for posting in the wrong thread.


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