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jrjones9933
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25 Jan 2017, 7:50 am

Banned from gargling


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25 Jan 2017, 8:15 am

Banned for missing your audition


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25 Jan 2017, 8:27 am

Banned for a failure to comprehend my totally imaginative experimental audition scene. Maybe I should have written a manifesto to go with it, if people didn't understand the meaning of my absence. I expected it to get a standing ovation.


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25 Jan 2017, 10:52 am

Banned for emulating lines from an H.P. Lovecraft novel


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25 Jan 2017, 11:10 am

Banned for thinking there's any Love there. I just recently learned about his private writings, and it puts a horrible, icky, repugnant spin on all his fiction.


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25 Jan 2017, 11:25 am

Banned for never touring the northern regions of your state.


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25 Jan 2017, 11:33 am

Banned for touring the nether regions of your state ;)


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25 Jan 2017, 11:41 am

funny, funny jrjones9933 Banned for not joining the screen actors guild


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25 Jan 2017, 11:43 am

Banned for telling me I'm funny. Do continue. :D


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25 Jan 2017, 11:46 am

Banned for being kicked out of the Shakespearean Theatre in London


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25 Jan 2017, 11:49 am

Banned for jumping up during a production of Macbeth and yelling, "MACBETH KILLED DUNCAN!"



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25 Jan 2017, 11:51 am

Banned for carrying your luggage all over the place


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25 Jan 2017, 11:53 am

Banned for stowing away on my ship.



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25 Jan 2017, 11:56 am

wrong...

Banned for waking up the dead with playing your music too loud.


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25 Jan 2017, 12:30 pm

Banned for summoning the devil by playing Bohemian Rhapsody backwards.



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25 Jan 2017, 12:39 pm

Banned for misleading information, Bohemian Rhapsody puts the devils in their cages in all three directions

Theatrical spoiler alert made me howl


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