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Lillikoi
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25 Jan 2017, 1:02 pm

Banned for having tea with the devil while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody sped up five times.


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25 Jan 2017, 2:05 pm

Banned: on account of the weather.



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25 Jan 2017, 2:35 pm

Banned for not specifying what it is you don't like about the weather.



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25 Jan 2017, 3:15 pm

Banned for harassing people with facts


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25 Jan 2017, 8:28 pm

Banned for conducting bus tours of places that have been thought to be deserted or abandoned


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26 Jan 2017, 5:42 am

Banned: due to a downsizing of WP.



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26 Jan 2017, 10:20 am

I have spoken to high-level officials, very high level, and asked them if banning you will work. They say yes, so you're banned.


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26 Jan 2017, 10:30 am

Banned because I need to keep my ban-skills high.



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26 Jan 2017, 10:46 am

Banned.

For eating all the free samples ...of lipstick.



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26 Jan 2017, 10:48 am

Banned because I have to do it in order to hold my head high


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26 Jan 2017, 10:52 am

Banned. For teaching a sex ed class to sixth graders while completely drunk.



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26 Jan 2017, 11:09 am

Banned for teaching a bartending class completely sober


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26 Jan 2017, 11:15 am

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Banned for teaching a bartending class completely sober


I can't imagine any other way to teach a bartending class. Which I suppose is why I'm not a bartender, let alone a teacher of the art of bartending.

Banned- for painting kittens over priceless masterpieces stolen from the Louvre.



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26 Jan 2017, 11:20 am

Banned for not reading my manifesto. I'm giving art back to the people.


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26 Jan 2017, 11:28 am

Banned- for running an elder care center as a sweatshop and selling the resulting crafts in your Made in America Easy store.



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26 Jan 2017, 11:41 am

Banned for not understanding that slave wages are by definition wages. I am a job creator. Banned for criticizing a job creator, too.


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