Blame the poster above you

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I blame you for noticing my absence and reappearance under a new name.

I blame you for the bad weather here today.

It wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't been singing

I blame you for being a killjoy!

I blame you for libelling babybird with your accusation she's murdered Joy.

I blame you for being her joy killing accomplice.

I blame you for being the resident lawyer and not advising your client to remain silent.

I blame you for getting mixed up. I'm not the lawyer. I'm The Judge.

Sorry, what was the Q again? I blame you for judging all of humanity.

I blame you for being a cruel and savage race.

I blame you for racing a bicycle through a pedestrian only area in a cruel and savage manner, terrorising the little old ladies.

I blame you for waiting until you saw me coming, then telling the little old ladies it was safe to cross. I was aiming for the children!

I find your intended action utterly without fault or blame. However it was your fault you were wearing bright orange skin tight licra at the time, which is an assault on sobriety and people's eyes.

It's your fault the poor man stuck with lycra after you kept lifting his kilt for the little old ladies!

I blame you for waving a vibrator at the little old ladies! Half of them died of shock and the other half were brawling to take it from you!

I blame you for making me want to make an excellent, but vulgar reference from the thick of it series!

Enjoy your marzipan.