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02 May 2007, 4:05 pm

*Sends fleet out to kill next poster.*



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02 May 2007, 4:09 pm

Anubis wrote:
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I am immortal and so is the Tardis.

It also has THE MOST advanced cloaking technology ever invented.

There's no way you'll ever find me.


Yes, hide. I'll have an ambush set up should you attempt to attack the Goa'uld homeworld.


Too late, I found it and already set off a runaway naquadria reaction while your race was in it's primitive form. All while my Tardis was running in maximum cloakage.


That was a fake holo-structure, and when you landed on it you were transported to an alternate dimension of my creation.

*closes dimension and blows up only exit*

*reads a book*


That's why I used a holo-tardis, my real tardis is on your planet blowing it up.



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02 May 2007, 7:03 pm

*A large portion of my forces (consisting of Starcraft terran tech) go to anubis's planet and destroy you! I nuke your tardis to hell, and send my battle cruisers and wraiths to further make sure you are dead. My ground forces engage whatever else you have. And I help evac anubis until his world is safe*



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02 May 2007, 7:14 pm

kt-64 wrote:
*A large portion of my forces (consisting of Starcraft terran tech) go to anubis's planet and destroy you! I nuke your tardis to hell, and send my battle cruisers and wraiths to further make sure you are dead. My ground forces engage whatever else you have. And I help evac anubis until his world is safe*


You can't even find me. I have THE MOST advanced cloaking technology in the universe... part of which consists of phase change tech which means that anything you send after me does nothing.



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02 May 2007, 7:46 pm

*Unfortunately I retreat and drop many neutron bombs tied to different phase frequncies.*



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02 May 2007, 7:48 pm

kt-64 wrote:
*Unfortunately I retreat and drop many neutron bombs tied to different phase frequncies.*


The TARDIS is shielded against neutron radiation so that does jack. The clocking system doesn't even modulate the phase to prevent impact because they are harmless.



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02 May 2007, 7:59 pm

*I then drop a stargate on you dialed to earth when the iris is still up, in laymans terms your dead.*



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02 May 2007, 8:01 pm

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*I then drop a stargate on you dialed to earth when the iris is still up, in laymans terms your dead.*


The TARDIS can change between matter and energy in emergency situations, after making it to the other side it doubles back through the gate.



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02 May 2007, 8:03 pm

*aids ahayes by attacking ahayes enemies*


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02 May 2007, 8:18 pm

*I blast yvan to hell, and redirect stargate to a blackhole. And laught as ahayes gets crushed.**



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02 May 2007, 8:21 pm

*reincarnates and puts a barnacle over kt-64's head. Barnacle devours kt-64*


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02 May 2007, 8:28 pm

kt-64 wrote:
*I blast yvan to hell, and redirect stargate to a blackhole. And laught as ahayes gets crushed.**


The TARDIS has a neutral gravity field and is thus unaffected by black holes.



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02 May 2007, 8:55 pm

*I use non-eculidean logic to agrue you out of existance.*



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02 May 2007, 8:57 pm

kt-64 wrote:
*I use non-eculidean logic to agrue you out of existance.*


That cheap trick doesn't work on my. But my sheer power is enough to squeeze you out of existance.



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02 May 2007, 9:04 pm

Unfortunately it does, because it is not cheap. I am an anscended being and truely one with the universe and my border world. BWAHAHAHA! I then put you back into existance as my slave and the sick you on the cat god! And force you to feed the cat god to my little dog.



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02 May 2007, 9:07 pm

*attacks ahayes with antlion army*


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