Well I'm not keen on pop music so I reserve my right to poke fun at it
. These are realistic 'band' names:
The Generics
Freshly Manufactured
I Cannot Sing: The Autotuned Experience
We Put A Fake Rap Chorus In The Middle of Every Track
We Re-arrange Our Lyrics Making Every Track 'Sound' Different
We Make Love Songs Because Nobody Else Seems To
The Live Mimer's Experience: We Make Taking Your Money and Dancing To Our Own Music 'Enjoyable'
We Don't Get Paid To Write Our Own Lyrics
It Would Take Too Much Time & Money To Learn To Play Our Own Instruments, We Need Your Money Now