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Thatmew
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15 Mar 2009, 4:38 pm

Oh. That must be why my right shoe is so hard to wear.

Where is my right shoe?


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16 Mar 2009, 12:36 am

In the leathergoods store posing as a purse

Where is my job security?


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18 Mar 2009, 1:36 pm

Sprinkled over your superior's doughnuts.

Where has that flying skull gone off to? I though I told it to retrieve a waffle!


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18 Mar 2009, 1:48 pm

In the kitchen eating the waffle....

Where is my nose....


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18 Mar 2009, 2:04 pm

Its running.

Where are my ears?


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18 Mar 2009, 2:27 pm

Oh. Those are the weird nodules I sold on the Illegal Goods Market.

Where are my call receiving glasses/visor?


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21 Mar 2009, 6:24 pm

Captain Kirk wears them.


Where is my small cook pot?



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31 Mar 2009, 5:18 am

The hungry cookpot ate it.

Dude, where's my large rectangle?


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31 Mar 2009, 8:04 am

Did you check under the bed?
Where is my normal eyes?


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31 Mar 2009, 10:51 am

I think I saw a Sniper Joe using them.

Where is my Nonpoisonous Dart Frog?


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31 Mar 2009, 11:01 am

Hanging from your dart board looking rather annoyed.

Where are my marbles?


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31 Mar 2009, 11:03 am

Well, I had them, but then I lost them in a game of "Set Fire to the Nun"

Where's my Union Jack thong?


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31 Mar 2009, 11:46 am

You lost them to one of the afore-mentioned nuns during a game of strip poker.

Where is my respect for religious icons?


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31 Mar 2009, 12:04 pm

your pic stole them
Where is my baby ( cousin I watch her while her moms at work and she didn't go today)


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31 Mar 2009, 12:46 pm

Abducted by aliens. You are in big trouble!

Where are the little green men?


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31 Mar 2009, 2:12 pm

SHHH they are napping they just had milk and cookies
Where does my grandma have some chocolate.


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