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28 Jul 2009, 5:54 am

Autism is caused by an over-dose of reality :

An under-dose of reality is now avaliable at most motivational poster websites :

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28 Jul 2009, 7:58 am

Autism is caused by not having aspirin when you really need it.

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28 Jul 2009, 10:00 am

zena4 wrote:

Autism is caused by sunshine.

Aha, of course! Why didn't any doctor think of this? Everyone knows that too much sunshine causes cancer, and everything that causes cancer, somehow msut cause autism, too. I'll nominate you for a Noble prize for this wonderful discovery.

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28 Jul 2009, 10:56 am

:cheers:

(I'm whispering now to ask you discreetly: how much money does it make if I win?)

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28 Jul 2009, 11:01 am

I double my chances:

Autism is caused by moonlight.

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28 Jul 2009, 11:03 am

syzygyish wrote:

Autism is caused by an over-dose of reality :

An under-dose of reality is now avaliable at most motivational poster websites :

I quoted this one because I loved it.
But I'm not saying that it's true.

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28 Jul 2009, 2:03 pm

Autism is caused by Autism Speaks, a bunch of guys who felt bored and needed something to rant about in order to get meaning in their lives.

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28 Jul 2009, 3:10 pm

Autism is caused by perfection in progress

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28 Jul 2009, 3:28 pm

Autism is caused by starlight.

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28 Jul 2009, 3:48 pm

Autism is caused by the breathing of stardust while making up ones mind what to wish for.

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31 Jul 2009, 1:29 am

Autism is caused by looking at Cats because cats have autism themselves.

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31 Jul 2009, 1:59 am

Autism is caused by twilight

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31 Jul 2009, 8:01 am

Autism is caused by Apple tress.

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31 Jul 2009, 2:39 pm

Autism is caused by drowning in the madness of normal people.

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31 Jul 2009, 8:40 pm

Autism is caused by NT dysfunctional opinion

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31 Jul 2009, 10:00 pm

Autism is caused by singing, "Conjunction Junction, what's your Dysfunction?"

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