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lau
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17 Oct 2007, 5:44 pm

has discovered fifteen distinct way to doff his cap.


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17 Oct 2007, 6:09 pm

Quaffs a liter of engine oil to keep the genies away.


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17 Oct 2007, 6:15 pm

Prepares that engine oil with a gerbil powered mixer.


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17 Oct 2007, 6:17 pm

Does his HTML coding in Norse Runes, and it even works! 8O


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17 Oct 2007, 6:20 pm

Maybe that's how he got his WiFi to work with Ubuntu.... mine doesn't..... :cry:


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17 Oct 2007, 6:26 pm

Has the same fantasy as "Stewie Griffin".


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17 Oct 2007, 6:32 pm

Makes a stew out of griffins.....


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17 Oct 2007, 6:39 pm

richie wrote:
Maybe that's how he got his WiFi to work with Ubuntu.... mine doesn't..... :cry:


Use OpenSuse. Works fine. :)


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17 Oct 2007, 6:41 pm

every day, for lunch, has a Cornish Pastiche


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17 Oct 2007, 6:45 pm

Has hypertrichosis.


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17 Oct 2007, 6:53 pm

Once he was shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin makin trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one lil fight and his mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'. He whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything he can say this cab is rare, but he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



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17 Oct 2007, 6:57 pm

smells of violence.


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17 Oct 2007, 7:14 pm

Has two ferrets that he has trained to attack rabid mailmen on command.


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17 Oct 2007, 7:24 pm

works as a postman, and is quite insane, but flatly refuses to deliver to my house.


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17 Oct 2007, 11:23 pm

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17 Oct 2007, 11:24 pm

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