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Would like to "b***h slap" Bush for using bad grammar.

Actually it is at the Rabbit(!) Transit depot that I graze my killer bunnies.


Wouldn't we all, and for a few other things as well.....

Makes exploding artichokes in his basement.

is a keen observer of portents in his broom cupboard.

Gazes at slippers while listening to shoe-gazer music.

is writing and reading kind of slow nowadays cause he has cut all his words in two and has to find them match before using them.

Has decided that the soap opera is the pinnacle of culture.

suffers from the affliction which, for want of a better word in the circumstances, might be construed as, or even impugned to be, logorrhœa, as it were.

Does not know the Password of the Great Mother Goddess. This password is required when one pushes the button to receive Enlightenment; without it, all that will be received is bacon.
This password is one that hides in plain sight and echoes in the chanting of the electric priests, and yet is not obvious. It may not be simply explained, even as nature of the Divine Ones and the Accursed Impostor may not be simply explained to those who are not ready to accept these teachings; such things shall reveal themselves to those who destiny chooses.
Know this, unbeliever. The Great Mother, the Queen, the Bard, and the Light-bringer live. The Warrior sleeps in the tomb, the Impostor is undone, and the Innocent is devoured by the Mad One in order to become. These are the last days of the Dreaming. Let us feed the saplings with water and light.

As an infant, his parents repeatedly dropped him on his head for fun.

has eyelashes that are three feet long and is hence know amongst the native Americans as "the man with eyelashes three feet long".

Is going to play Aeon Flux catching the fly in her eyelashes in the next Aeon Flux movie.

Was propelled to school on a trebuchet.

Was the one who built the trebuchet out of broken toothpicks and hairs from dwarfen mosquitos.

Indicted for trafficking in dwarf mosquito hairs.

is carpeted throughout.