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23 Oct 2007, 8:09 pm

Charges a 3000% surcharge on all services done for extra-terrestrials.


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23 Oct 2007, 8:11 pm

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Charges a 3000% surcharge on all services done for extra-terrestrials.


:roll: :lol:

Is obsessed with telephones and why they ring.


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23 Oct 2007, 8:17 pm

has taken the lids off four boxes. Intends to do another two this weekend.


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23 Oct 2007, 8:27 pm

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23 Oct 2007, 8:30 pm

always uses an electric tin-opener to get into her canapés.


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23 Oct 2007, 8:32 pm

Farts when greeting people and thinks it is the proper way to greet someone.


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23 Oct 2007, 8:55 pm

Stands on her head and recites Phoenician poetry.


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24 Oct 2007, 7:42 am

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24 Oct 2007, 9:29 am

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24 Oct 2007, 1:29 pm

has a pet alligator that can brush its own hair.


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24 Oct 2007, 1:59 pm

Rides a pet shrew into work on alternate leap years.


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24 Oct 2007, 3:54 pm

Went out with Sadie Hawkins. (And it wasn't on November 15th!! ! 8O)
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24 Oct 2007, 4:00 pm

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Went out with Sadie Hawkins. (And it wasn't on November 15th!! ! 8O)
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Realized I needed glasses.



Keeps a jar of multicoloured mayonaise under his sink.


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24 Oct 2007, 7:05 pm

has a double-barrelled shot glass.

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... Keeps a jar of multicoloured mayonaise under his sink.

Doesn't everyone? :?


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24 Oct 2007, 7:10 pm

lau wrote:
has a double-barrelled shot glass.

QuantumCowboy wrote:
... Keeps a jar of multicoloured mayonaise under his sink.

Doesn't everyone? :?


How do you think I lubricate the drive chain on bicycle?


Uses double-barreled shot glass as binoculars.......


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24 Oct 2007, 7:20 pm

Uses double-barelled shot glasses as baby stilts.


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