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24 Oct 2007, 8:16 pm

suffers a bad case of perturbation whenever Saturn comes close.

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24 Oct 2007, 9:01 pm

[quote="lau"]suffers a bad case of perturbation whenever Saturn comes close.[/quote]

Actually, this is what happens when Saturn comes too close.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/Goya_-_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo.jpg[/img]

Has a USB drive with infinite storage capacity.

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25 Oct 2007, 8:07 am

sneaks in when I am asleep and takes bites(sic) out of my USB devices.

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25 Oct 2007, 8:25 am

as a consequence he plans to offer free bites ...

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25 Oct 2007, 3:43 pm

After taking too many bytes, I realize it Mega Hertz.

Counts all the white threads hanging on the wall.

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25 Oct 2007, 4:30 pm

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After taking too many bytes, I realize it Mega Hertz.

Counts all the white threads hanging on the wall.

Then found out it wasn't white thread but Shelob's web

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25 Oct 2007, 5:50 pm

richie wrote:

QuantumCowboy wrote:

After taking too many bytes, I realize it Mega Hertz.

Counts all the white threads hanging on the wall.

Then found out it wasn't white thread but Shelob's web

Was this while you were in the Middle East searching for alphabetic shapes in organic objects?

If so,it must have been Iraq-nid L in a haystack.

Mated with Selob.

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25 Oct 2007, 6:13 pm

Adopted some of Shelob's brood.......

(make sure you keep your sword Sting handy)

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25 Oct 2007, 6:25 pm

richie wrote:

Adopted some of Shelob's brood.......

(make sure you keep your sword Sting handy)

Why would you bring The Police into this?

Is the true inventor of the solar-powered flashlight.

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25 Oct 2007, 6:50 pm

invented edible bread.

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25 Oct 2007, 6:54 pm

Invented eddible butter for eddible bread.

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25 Oct 2007, 7:26 pm

Invented edible knives for spreading edible butter on edible bread.

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25 Oct 2007, 7:31 pm

Invented eddible grindstones to sharpen the eddible knives to spread the eddible butter on the eddible bread.

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25 Oct 2007, 8:01 pm

mistakenly ate an inedible grindstone.

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25 Oct 2007, 8:04 pm

lau wrote:

mistakenly ate an inedible grindstone.

Yes, but was able to grind my stones... :roll:

Keeps a chinese junk in his garage, just in case...

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25 Oct 2007, 8:08 pm

made a model of the Titanic, out of porridge.

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Keeps a chinese junk in his garage, just in case...

I actually keep two, just in case one is.

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