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03 Jul 2015, 4:57 pm

A steady diet of bacon grease, chocolate cakes, and anything made at a carnival will keep you happy and healthy your whole life long!



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03 Jul 2015, 5:01 pm

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03 Jul 2015, 5:05 pm

Did you know? Staring at the Sun for an hour a day can help improve your vision! It works on the same principal as every other exercise: no pain, no gain! When it starts to hurt, you'll know it's working!



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03 Jul 2015, 5:06 pm

If somebody doesn't like you, you should text/call/ask them to hangout often to show them how great you are.



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03 Jul 2015, 5:08 pm

HopelesslyHopeful wrote:
Did you know? Staring at the Sun for an hour a day can help improve your vision! It works on the same principal as every other exercise: no pain, no gain! When it starts to hurt, you'll know it's working!


Also, it's best to do this outside while the UV rays are strongest. Do NOT wear sunscreen as that will hamper your progress.



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03 Jul 2015, 5:11 pm

If you are an Aspie and your crush hates you, sneak up to her and hug her from behind.


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03 Jul 2015, 5:23 pm

It's a good idea to run random pieces of code that strangers post on the net.


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03 Jul 2015, 5:28 pm

It is also a good idea to click on the ads that you see on the internet.


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03 Jul 2015, 5:36 pm

If you're an atheist, go on Christian web forums and talk about the nonexistence of God! Similarly, if you're a Christian, go on Atheist web forums and proselytize! Either way, they will respect your unique viewpoint!



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03 Jul 2015, 5:41 pm

The best cure for Asperger's syndrome is to tell an ISIS member that you're an atheist.


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03 Jul 2015, 5:45 pm

Wear a realistic gorilla suit at all times. Just do it.



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03 Jul 2015, 5:49 pm

If you have cancer, drink vodka.


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03 Jul 2015, 5:51 pm

If you DON'T have cancer, drink ALL the vodka.



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03 Jul 2015, 5:58 pm

If you want to learn Russian effortlessly, drink vodka.


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03 Jul 2015, 6:00 pm

If you want to drink Vodka effortlessly, learn Russian.



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03 Jul 2015, 6:04 pm

If you want to learn Spanish effortlessly, drink wine.
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