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03 May 2007, 3:50 am

Come out and fight me like a man, ahayes!!


*draws lightsaber and slices off ahayes head*


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03 May 2007, 3:51 am

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Unfortunately it does, because it is not cheap. I am an anscended being and truely one with the universe and my border world. BWAHAHAHA! I then put you back into existance as my slave and the sick you on the cat god! And force you to feed the cat god to my little dog.


That's only an order of magnitude or two more powerful than the standard human being. I am 80 orders of magnitude higher. (you==human^2, me==human^80)



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03 May 2007, 4:48 am

*unfortunately I could use my power cosmic but I choose not to, I stick with more sporting attacks. I then get you tried for murder in millions of courts all over time and space. The collective weight of the sentences makes you lose your power, because you are not fit to have it.*



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03 May 2007, 6:02 am

kt-64 wrote:
*unfortunately I could use my power cosmic but I choose not to, I stick with more sporting attacks. I then get you tried for murder in millions of courts all over time and space. The collective weight of the sentences makes you lose your power, because you are not fit to have it.*


It doesn't work that way.

Draguns can only be tried by Draguns.



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03 May 2007, 6:49 am

*stabs himself with sword on purpose*


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03 May 2007, 7:57 am

ahayes wrote:
kt-64 wrote:
*unfortunately I could use my power cosmic but I choose not to, I stick with more sporting attacks. I then get you tried for murder in millions of courts all over time and space. The collective weight of the sentences makes you lose your power, because you are not fit to have it.*


It doesn't work that way.

Draguns can only be tried by Draguns.


This statement is false.

I order the execution of ahayes. I have newly formed puppets in the Dragun society.


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04 May 2007, 8:45 am

*Stabs the next poster to death with a shard of diamond*


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04 May 2007, 11:54 am

Anubis wrote:
ahayes wrote:
kt-64 wrote:
*unfortunately I could use my power cosmic but I choose not to, I stick with more sporting attacks. I then get you tried for murder in millions of courts all over time and space. The collective weight of the sentences makes you lose your power, because you are not fit to have it.*


It doesn't work that way.

Draguns can only be tried by Draguns.


This statement is false.

I order the execution of ahayes. I have newly formed puppets in the Dragun society.


Not that easy. Draguns are simply the only ones with the physical strength and skill required to execute a sentence on another Dragun. The process of training a Dragun is a secret hidden in the deep dark depths of something which you will never know or find.



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04 May 2007, 12:07 pm

Whatever it is, it is no match for me!! !!

*develops a much smaller quark sized energy virus which can pass through anything and destroy all*

*becomes one with the virus, my ascended energy and it combining to form a force of unstoppable magnitude*

*rushes at ahayes, gathering infiniteismal energy along the way*

All my thoughts are whereever the virus is, it is truly unstoppable!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

BOW DOWN TO ME, PUNY DRAGUN!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

*forms a ship of pure energy, as a visible expression of my interdimensional form*

*consumes the energy of ahayes' relativistic shielding and creates visions of ultimate horror visible to the sky from all Celcian worlds*

SURRENDER!! !!


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04 May 2007, 2:24 pm

Anubis wrote:
Whatever it is, it is no match for me!! !!

*develops a much smaller quark sized energy virus which can pass through anything and destroy all*

*becomes one with the virus, my ascended energy and it combining to form a force of unstoppable magnitude*

*rushes at ahayes, gathering infiniteismal energy along the way*

All my thoughts are whereever the virus is, it is truly unstoppable!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

BOW DOWN TO ME, PUNY DRAGUN!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

*forms a ship of pure energy, as a visible expression of my interdimensional form*

*consumes the energy of ahayes' relativistic shielding and creates visions of ultimate horror visible to the sky from all Celcian worlds*

SURRENDER!! !!


Celcia's worlds hid themselves long ago.

My power is not limited to the laws of physics... in fact... my power defines them. (in convenient regions) So I simply PWN you away.



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04 May 2007, 3:57 pm

*ignores ahayes and stabs Atomika in the face*


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04 May 2007, 3:59 pm

*attacks the next poster with purple and pink feather dusters*



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20 May 2007, 8:03 am

I put the next poster in a concentration camp.


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20 May 2007, 8:56 am

I throw a knife at the next poster after I kill all the concentration camp guards.


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20 May 2007, 2:27 pm

I kill the next person.

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20 May 2007, 4:07 pm

I roll out a 20mm gatling gun mounted on a massive tilt-and-pivot stand, and go completely berzerk with it, firing 2000 rounds per minute completely indiscriminating left right and center. As the magazine and the mayhem comes to and end a full five minutes later, the barrel slowly looses RPMs under its own moment of inertia. As it comes to a stop, I exclaim that Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh that indicates I "got something out of my system" doing this...