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26 Oct 2007, 6:18 pm

Spends the rest of his life trying to save the Guy Fawkes effigies from their fate.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:26 pm

Saves the Guy Fawkes effigies by dipping them in Imipolex-G


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26 Oct 2007, 6:28 pm

Uses tactics from Catch-22 to twart efforts to save Guy Fawkes effigies.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:33 pm

Then realizes that only the formula from Cat's Cradle will actually work to thwart any effort to save the effigies
since all the water is turned into Ice-9.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:35 pm

Solves issue by turning all Ice-9 into pykrete.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:37 pm

always keeps a spare chrono-synclastic infundibulum in his left trouser pocket. So it goes.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:41 pm

Delays the creation of the Universe by Plank Time.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:48 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Delays the creation of the Universe by Plank Time.


Introduced Plank Time to the workers of Utopia 14 industrial complex
where the Universe was made for a government contract.


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26 Oct 2007, 6:52 pm

richie wrote:
QuantumCowboy wrote:
Delays the creation of the Universe by Plank Time.


Introduced Plank Time to the workers of Utopia 14 industrial complex
where the Universe was made for a government contract.


It was over-budget by 300,000,000%.



Is infaltrating Utopia 14 in order to assassinate all participants.


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26 Oct 2007, 7:00 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
richie wrote:
QuantumCowboy wrote:
Delays the creation of the Universe by Plank Time.


Introduced Plank Time to the workers of Utopia 14 industrial complex
where the Universe was made for a government contract.


It was over-budget by 300,000,000%.



Is infaltrating Utopia 14 in order to assassinate all participants.

Is supplying Vogon technology to carry out the deed.......


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26 Oct 2007, 7:07 pm

Decides that 2 and 5 cannot exist in the same universe.


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26 Oct 2007, 7:09 pm

has finally obtained a refill for Terminus Est.


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26 Oct 2007, 7:10 pm

Decides to refill Terminus Est. with fountain pen nibs.


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27 Oct 2007, 9:42 am

Was terminated for nibbing the fountain pens......


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27 Oct 2007, 9:48 am

Ate all the nibs, and went to the store to buy more. On the way he discovered the meaning of life. However, in the resultin sugar high, he forgot it.


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27 Oct 2007, 9:52 am

Found the lost meaning of life and then misplaced it among the fibs.....


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