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27 Oct 2007, 4:16 pm

Mistook his Caps Lock key for a piece of candy and ate it.


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27 Oct 2007, 4:40 pm

Worships the Red Queen.


Off with their heads. :lol:



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27 Oct 2007, 4:43 pm

Is pretending to be the Red Queen...


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27 Oct 2007, 4:49 pm

Likes to wear the Red Queen's dresses when she is not looking.



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27 Oct 2007, 5:00 pm

Is selling the Red Queen's lingerie on the black market. :twisted:


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27 Oct 2007, 5:06 pm

Was caught wearing the Red Queen's lingerie, that's why they are being sold. :P



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27 Oct 2007, 5:28 pm

Is sprinkling itching powder in the Red Queen's new underwear. :P :twisted:


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27 Oct 2007, 6:34 pm

dances round the May Pole wearing nothing but underpants, a vest, a shirt, three piece suit, socks, a tie, shoes, cuff links, a tie pin, dark glasses, two gold rings, an identity bracelet, a wristwatch, a scarf, an overcoat and a bowler hat, carrying a umbrella and a briefcase.


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27 Oct 2007, 6:39 pm

Builds motorized maypoles for pygmies.


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27 Oct 2007, 8:32 pm

may pole for Piggy (Miss). They both like punting.


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27 Oct 2007, 9:48 pm

Tries to spend wooden nickles at the State Fair.


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27 Oct 2007, 11:18 pm

Met a π-man at the fair and whiled away a pleasant hour conversing about matters geometric.



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28 Oct 2007, 2:24 am

Decided that the conversation with the phi man to be more intellectually stimulating.


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28 Oct 2007, 4:41 am

doesn't know the difference between an orange and a swimming suit, which does occasionaly cause trouble



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28 Oct 2007, 6:27 am

They call her Mellow Yellow........Image


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28 Oct 2007, 8:04 am

has just found the index to his vinyl record collection.
He wrote out the index when he was eight and had the same number of recordings.
He cannot understand why it does not show all his current eight thousand records correctly.
Then he understands... his eight thousandth birthday is next year.


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