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Mine was Eternity!

This thread is like that eternal punishment by the Greek gods ... Who was it who had to push that rock up to the top of the hill only for it to roll down to the bottom every time?

Sisyphus.

And I win.

... Pushes the rock back to the top of the hill again.

*digs a shallow hole just beneath the rock*

Rock's about to roll down again but slowly shift backwards into shallow hole and....

.... stays there.

I win.

Nudge... Oops your rock is doing a Mick Jagger!

Bugger. (not sure what 'doing a Mick Jagger' is though)

(all of a sudden.... )
*Sirenes start singing distracting Tallyman so much he loses control of his ship and sails into the cliffs*

Blup blup blup.

An opponent has arrived, see if your sword is mightier than his!

What group was Mick Jagger with?

I still win though - I've attached a long spring between my rock and the top of the hill!

Ah, sometimes the obvious goes unnoticed here. Well.... (what to say?)

Chahbabdahbadoo (maybe?)

Sign in Jellystone park: Do not feed the bears.

Sign here: TallyMan wins this thread.

He stands undefeated, can no one overcome his sword and destroy his armor?

^ Who is that with rusty armour? You need some WD40 on it!

I sprint into the lead leaving my rusty opponent behind.

*Sprays WD40 all over the floor*

Tallyman and bdhkhsfgk try sprinting, both slip and land on their bottoms.

(even trying getting up is no use here now.... )

Leaves me to claim victory again.

Sprays more WD40 and then throws a lit match upon it.....