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29 Oct 2007, 7:02 pm

was an intimate acquaintance of "Le Petomane".


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29 Oct 2007, 7:09 pm

Uses secret flatulence recipe of saurkraute and hard boiled eggs...


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29 Oct 2007, 7:13 pm

Thought that Wind in the Willows was about... ne'mind.



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29 Oct 2007, 7:21 pm

Has colonic music in CD collection...


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29 Oct 2007, 7:48 pm

Conducts orchestras which... Sleepy-D, STOP IT!!

Makes people on other side of the world laugh till they get the hiccups.



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29 Oct 2007, 8:01 pm

is hiccoughing so loud, all three ducks have fallen off her wall.


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29 Oct 2007, 8:11 pm

Has been overheard asking to borrow postpaleo's roll of Mad Duck™ tape.



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29 Oct 2007, 8:18 pm

would have left the porridge on the Christmas tree, if the pump had still been working.


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29 Oct 2007, 8:28 pm

Has joined forces with the recently-released Feathers McGraw to kidnap vegies and eat 'em for brekkie.



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29 Oct 2007, 8:39 pm

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29 Oct 2007, 8:49 pm

abhors the number three hundred and twenty-seven.


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30 Oct 2007, 4:29 pm

lau wrote:
was an intimate acquaintance of "Le Petomane".


Is composing a variation of Joseph Pujol's colonic concerto in E flat(ulence) minor :twisted:


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31 Oct 2007, 8:27 am

has married a filing cabinet.


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31 Oct 2007, 4:34 pm

is divorcing the records in that filing cabinet.......


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01 Nov 2007, 9:22 pm

wears his socks "flambé".


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02 Nov 2007, 1:50 am

Is singing a duet with a teakettle!