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sandloach7
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Joined: 27 Nov 2012
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 50
Location: In the world of unanswered questions, where bees sneeze and dogs make smogs

28 Nov 2012, 9:21 pm

*receives fresh, honey-pineapple glazed ham* Ok this doesn't seem right..?

*Throws in a toothbrush*

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Since when did Poetry not rhyme?

Canaspie
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Joined: 10 Aug 2012
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,228
Location: Ontario, Canada

28 Nov 2012, 10:13 pm

Receives $5000 dentist's bill

*inserts calender*

KittenWithAWhip
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Joined: 17 May 2009
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,484
Location: Pacific Northwest

28 Nov 2012, 10:55 pm

Gets an invitation to the impending Zombie Apocalypse.

*inserts zombie repellant*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

sandloach7
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Joined: 27 Nov 2012
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 50
Location: In the world of unanswered questions, where bees sneeze and dogs make smogs

29 Nov 2012, 12:25 pm

"Receives bug spray" Take that you flying thingamajjigers!

*Pops in a coffee mug*

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Since when did Poetry not rhyme?

KittenWithAWhip
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Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,484
Location: Pacific Northwest

30 Nov 2012, 1:27 am

Receives a complimentary packet of sugar.

*inserts dirty laundry*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

Mindsigh
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Joined: 29 May 2012
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,272
Location: Ailleurs

30 Nov 2012, 5:11 pm

Receives clean, shrunken, pink clothes.

Inserts sticky-notes and highlighters.

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"Lonely is as lonely does.
Lonely is an eyesore."

yoylecake777
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Joined: 28 Jul 2012
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Posts: 751

30 Nov 2012, 5:18 pm

Recieves color-coded schedule.

Inserts Eiffel Tower

Canaspie
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Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,228
Location: Ontario, Canada

30 Nov 2012, 10:44 pm

Receives arrest warrant indicating you're being charged with theft a historical landmark

*inserts cake*

KittenWithAWhip
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Joined: 17 May 2009
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,484
Location: Pacific Northwest

30 Nov 2012, 11:40 pm

*receives the sugar flowers that no one likes because they are too sweet*

*inserts The Beatles "Abbey Road" album*

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

sandloach7
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker

Joined: 27 Nov 2012
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 50
Location: In the world of unanswered questions, where bees sneeze and dogs make smogs

05 Dec 2012, 2:44 pm

*gets a golden cassette filled with secret audio blueprints on how to make a newer weapon to use in the military* Time to blow some stuff up!

(Throws in a Pocket Monster trading card)

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Since when did Poetry not rhyme?

MindWithoutWalls
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Joined: 25 Oct 2011
Age: 56
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,445
Location: In the Workshop, with the Toolbox

06 Dec 2012, 7:03 pm

Receives a baseball card.

*Inserts a comfy chair*

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Life is a classroom for a mind without walls.

Loitering is encouraged at The Wayshelter: http://wayshelter.com

sandloach7
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Joined: 27 Nov 2012
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 50
Location: In the world of unanswered questions, where bees sneeze and dogs make smogs

08 Dec 2012, 11:28 pm

*Gets a ripped, rainbow-spotted chair with a fat tabby cat laying on the arm* Hello dere' mittens!

*Throws in a half-empty energy drink*

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Since when did Poetry not rhyme?

Canaspie
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Joined: 10 Aug 2012
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,228
Location: Ontario, Canada

09 Dec 2012, 12:03 am

Receives a red bull. Not the drink kind, the animal kind. And it looks kind of angry over being trapped inside the prize machine.

*Inserts myself to get away from the angry red bull*

KittenWithAWhip
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Joined: 17 May 2009
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,484
Location: Pacific Northwest

09 Dec 2012, 2:38 am

You receive a matador outfit and a red cape. Olé!

*inserts ticker tape

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

sandloach7
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker

Joined: 27 Nov 2012
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 50
Location: In the world of unanswered questions, where bees sneeze and dogs make smogs

10 Dec 2012, 5:29 pm

*receives last week's stock information* I'M LOOSING MONEY!! !! !!

*Inserts the unworn sock I found on the street yesterday*

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Since when did Poetry not rhyme?

Canaspie
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Age: 34
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Posts: 3,228
Location: Ontario, Canada

10 Dec 2012, 8:49 pm

*receives arrest warrant for petty theft of a sock*

*inserts spider*

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