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Wallourdes
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26 Jan 2011, 8:16 pm

Forces One-Winged-Angel to listen to Whitney Houston who've lost her voice for twelve hours straight:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmcYrXBZFA[/youtube]


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26 Jan 2011, 8:27 pm

Covertly installs a strobe light onto Wallourdes' bedroom ceiling and activates it when he tries to sleep.


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26 Jan 2011, 8:43 pm

'Takes back' One-Winged-Angel Red Stapler

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26 Jan 2011, 10:38 pm

I give you a copy of the book, "The Power of Negative Thinking" written by Corp900.


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26 Jan 2011, 10:45 pm

Orders Freddy Kruger to violently kill Mick Avory in your dreams.


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26 Jan 2011, 10:49 pm

I'll put silverfish in your chicken noodle soup, when I'm cooking it.


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26 Jan 2011, 10:50 pm

I let loose a bag of cockaroaches in CockneyRebels' house


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27 Jan 2011, 3:49 pm

cancels the ringling brothers and barnum bailey's circus tour for this year..



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27 Jan 2011, 5:17 pm

Changes auto-correct to substitute common words with "butt" and "fart"


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27 Jan 2011, 7:09 pm

Make Xuxa's special interest Paris Hilton



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27 Jan 2011, 7:19 pm

Breaks into nostromo's house and hides random things in containers.


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28 Jan 2011, 12:08 am

Takes the other wing.


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28 Jan 2011, 12:14 am

Puts peanut butter on the handle of the whip.



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28 Jan 2011, 7:45 am

Shrink wrap everything Nostromo owns


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28 Jan 2011, 2:47 pm

As soon as I can get my damn computer out of the shrink rap, change Xuxa's avatar font to Comic Sans



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28 Jan 2011, 2:55 pm

Spam Nostromo's inbox with ads for "male enhancement" witten in Comic Sans


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