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01 Dec 2023, 12:20 am

is shampoo fake feces or bad hair wash?



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01 Dec 2023, 5:26 am

EEEEwww.. 8O ... :mrgreen:


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03 Dec 2023, 5:28 am

I know why I am alive.. I have... "Auto-breathe!"

(God made auto-breathe. Is amazing to think that we can breathe automatically).


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03 Dec 2023, 5:31 am

I know that one mg! :jester:


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03 Dec 2023, 5:34 am

Milktalk wrote:
I know that one mg! :jester:


Yes. I just told you before I put it up in here.


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03 Dec 2023, 5:35 am

"It's a case of the pot calling the kettle black", said the silver pot to the red kettle.


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03 Dec 2023, 6:39 am

Why would a pot call a kettle black anyway?


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03 Dec 2023, 6:40 am

No serious questions here only jokes :D


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03 Dec 2023, 6:11 pm

Wait a minute thought pots could not speak..??. maybe mumble if listened to carefully ?? 8O


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03 Dec 2023, 6:38 pm

The camel that broke the straw!


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03 Dec 2023, 10:02 pm

the fan that hit the $#!+.



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04 Dec 2023, 10:59 am

"Where is the post office please?" asked the man as he got on the airplane.


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04 Dec 2023, 8:25 pm

who put the benzedrine in mrs. murphy's ovaltine?



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05 Dec 2023, 4:23 pm

"Where can I buy a tea bag?" asked the man as he walked into the bank.


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06 Dec 2023, 3:55 pm

"Weeeeeee!" laughed the man as he cut off his hand


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06 Dec 2023, 4:51 pm

"Do you come here often?" asked one blade of grass to the other.


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