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elderwanda
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17 Apr 2009, 11:16 pm

It's at the San Francisco Exploratorium.

Where is my battery-operated, strawberry-flavored sock sorter?



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18 Apr 2009, 6:33 am

Uh... er... probably in my digestive system right now.

Where is my sense of humour?


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18 Apr 2009, 6:39 am

Isn't that the sixth sense?

You can see dead people now!


Where is my "Where is my question" question?


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01 May 2009, 12:45 pm

Questioning its ability to question questions.

Where is the answer to my rhetorical question?


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01 May 2009, 1:24 pm

I don't know?

Now where is my f*cking paycheck.


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01 May 2009, 2:20 pm

Paycheck? Seems there has been a misunderstanding. You are expected to work for free!

Where is my wood glue?


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01 May 2009, 2:28 pm

The woodchuck has it.

Where is my pillow?



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01 May 2009, 2:49 pm

Under my head. Want to share? :wink:

Where is my hot water bottle?


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01 May 2009, 3:50 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Under my head. Want to share?


Not at all! You know whom I share with... :wink:


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Where is my hot water bottle?


You left it outside so it turned into a cold water bottle.


Where is my knife?



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01 May 2009, 4:56 pm

In your digestive system.

Where's the end of the rainbow?


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01 May 2009, 11:17 pm

Technically, the rainbow is a circle and has no end.

Where is my duck mallard?


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01 May 2009, 11:50 pm

He's swimming in a pond.

Where is my case to The Orange Box?


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02 May 2009, 10:52 am

It ended up in the dustbin and is now under 50 feet of rubbish at the local dump.

Where is my evening meal?


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02 May 2009, 12:49 pm

*Buuurp* Oh, excuse me, that was your's?

Where's my Trig book? I need to do my homework.


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02 May 2009, 2:53 pm

It went on holiday to a tropical island with a beautiful girl called SOHCAHTOA.

Where are the snails that keep eating the seedlings in my garden?


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02 May 2009, 4:25 pm

They sit somewhere in the shadow for a good after-meal-sleep.

Where is my new bar of soap?