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07 Nov 2007, 7:02 am

has opened a retirement home for abandoned fingernail clippings.

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07 Nov 2007, 9:13 am

Won the Somerset pie eating contest twelve summers in a row.

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07 Nov 2007, 10:06 am

... Would appear to live in two locations at once.

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07 Nov 2007, 10:06 am

has installed Weber carburettors in his left foot.

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07 Nov 2007, 4:49 pm

.....and adjusted them with his right.

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07 Nov 2007, 6:40 pm

is a fan of Mickey Moose, Ronald Duck, Tweaky Pie, Popeye the Tailor Man, and many other also-ran cartoon characters.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:06 pm

Was a member of the also ran Three Stooges: Moe, Lau, and Baldy.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:36 pm

earned the respect of the entire Zulu nation by standing knee-deep in a bath full of custard while singing "Good King Wenceslas" in Swedish.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:39 pm

Prepared the Icelandic subtitles for the video of this event.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:41 pm

Cooked the custard and accompanied "Good King Wenceslas" on the kazoo while playing a ukulele....

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07 Nov 2007, 7:44 pm

Complained later about the lumps in the custard.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:50 pm

Developed the custard delumpifyer.....

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07 Nov 2007, 7:53 pm

Is modifying the custard delumpifier so that it will also work on oatmeal.

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07 Nov 2007, 7:56 pm

Tries to suppress the delumpifyer because it will ruin her chocolate chip porridge.....

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07 Nov 2007, 8:36 pm

With his talk of choc-chip oatmeal, reminds people on the other side of the world that they should get up from the keyboard and eat some food.

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07 Nov 2007, 9:28 pm

is keeping goldfish in her umbrella.

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