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salamandaqwerty Veteran
Joined: 26 Nov 2013Age: 45Gender: MalePosts: 1,378
you have received a vhs cassette *inserts quarter*
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
You have received a pet shark *Inserts quarter*
have received a pet flying piranha *inserts quarter*
Descartes Veteran
Joined: 8 Apr 2008Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 6,288Location: Texas, unfortunately
You have received a blast-ended skrewt. *inserts quarter*
You have received a trip to the year 1 million BC. *inserts quarter*
You have received a vacation to go back in time to witness the Big Bang. *inserts quarter*
You have received a headless chicken. *inserts quarter*
redrobin62 Veteran
Joined: 2 Apr 2012Age: 62Gender: MalePosts: 13,009Location: Seattle, WA
You have received your own personal copy of Martyrs Mirror. *inserts quarter*
You have received a visit to the North Pole. *insert quarter*
you have received a paper cup half filled with frozen crocodile tears *insert quarter*
You've received a pill that makes crying impossible. *inserts quarter*
You have received a pill that makes getting angry impossible. *inserts quarter*
You have received a complete set of Junie B. Jones books. *inserts quarter*
you have received a heartbroken reindeers eyelash, wet with tears *insert quarter*
You have received a spot on Santa's naughty list *inserts quarter*
You have received a portrait of me sitting on Santa's lap from when I was three. *inserts quarter*