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08 Nov 2007, 2:20 am

Is keeping his used dental floss collection in her 'lost' goldfish bowl.


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08 Nov 2007, 3:23 pm

has something the tooth fairy wants, but is unwilling to release it, pleading temporary insanity and purple.


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08 Nov 2007, 3:27 pm

is supporting the campaign for protection of broken green umbrellas



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08 Nov 2007, 3:35 pm

Drinks water mixed with green food colouring.



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08 Nov 2007, 4:18 pm

eats nothing but coconut ice-cream and cat food



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08 Nov 2007, 4:23 pm

haven't brushed their hair in 6 months



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08 Nov 2007, 6:06 pm

Is operating a quackodile ranch.


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08 Nov 2007, 7:25 pm

Palindromes are
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In every sense of one's
Domain
Real or not
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08 Nov 2007, 7:42 pm

Palindromes, acronyms,
Anagrams and
Limericks
Irk
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(Just Kidding....)


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08 Nov 2007, 7:50 pm

acrostic
contructions,
richie,
only
shall
take
initial
characters


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08 Nov 2007, 7:51 pm

As he walked down the under lit street at high noon, he suckled on his gazoopop and mused about the snickerfowls wheeling above like silvery bricks that had been struck by lightning. He observed, both idly and intensely, the colors in the jodphur shop's sign, and chose to ignore the bespectacled basset hound that had followed him for the past few bocks. It was a day like any other.



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08 Nov 2007, 7:54 pm

bringing his not-inconsiderable intellect to bear of the problem of the howling caves, he temporarily lost himself in thoughts of Turkish Delight.


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08 Nov 2007, 8:23 pm

While meditating on those lost in thought on Turkish Delight, he got stuck in the Turkish taffy puller........


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09 Nov 2007, 6:24 am

hhhhhhaaaaaassssss ssssssttttttoooooolllllleeeeeennnnnn mmmmmmyyyyyy kkkkkknnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeessssss......


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09 Nov 2007, 6:31 am

Likes wooden spoons and jumps around in his underwear saying that his cat smells like Mr McMeowMeow



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09 Nov 2007, 6:55 am

Lives in a pyramid-shaped home.

(Incidentally, ever since my kids took up Yu-Gi-Oh!, I've thought that Pieces of Exodia would make an absolute killer title for a novel.)