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littlesmiley
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15 Nov 2007, 8:34 am

is made of cookies



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15 Nov 2007, 3:16 pm

cookies were the death of him


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15 Nov 2007, 5:55 pm

Keeps her cookies in the recalled mouse mufflers...


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15 Nov 2007, 6:03 pm

at lunch time he goes out in the fields and grazes with the cows


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15 Nov 2007, 6:39 pm

... where she keeps bumping into him, as he has never bothered to learn the correct steps.


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15 Nov 2007, 6:49 pm

In a letter to his local newspaper: he's announced that he has declared a steel, scrap metal, and oil embargo against Japan.


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15 Nov 2007, 7:16 pm

becomes homocidal when people confuse him with bottled water


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15 Nov 2007, 8:23 pm

Gets confused by bottled water....


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15 Nov 2007, 9:40 pm

paints the soles of his feet yellow so he can hide upside down in bowls of custard.

(Erm... sorry... I think I've got that wrong. That's elephants, isn't it? Maybe he paints the soles of his feet blue. Something like that, anyway. I've seen him doing it.)


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15 Nov 2007, 9:46 pm

Thinks his dreams are telepathic images of people doing strange things with their feet....

and is circumspect about his own foot fetish!


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16 Nov 2007, 1:37 am

confides his soul to likeable soles


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16 Nov 2007, 4:10 am

is actualy a small lump of cheese


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16 Nov 2007, 3:34 pm

Toasts small lumps of cheese on the same stick with the marshmallows.


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16 Nov 2007, 4:01 pm

Favorite song is:

"I Palindrome I" by They Might Be Giants

Someday mother will die and I’ll get the money
Mom leans down and says, my sentiments exactly,
You son of a b***h
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I’ll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

Son I am able, she said though you scare me.
Watch, said I
Beloved, I said.
Watch me scare you though, said she,
Able am I son.

See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)


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16 Nov 2007, 4:02 pm

is fated to die by a red sox's hand


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16 Nov 2007, 4:23 pm

Is knitting a red body stocking to smother Trigger11 with....... :wink:


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