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25 Sep 2007, 10:42 am

Granted, but you aren't able to move it and it gets rained on.

I wish life wasn't so sh!t.

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25 Sep 2007, 10:44 am

Granted, now life is a chicken.

I wish all land animals were vegetarian and all had plenty of food forever.

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25 Sep 2007, 10:48 am

Granted, but we continue to kill animals for fun.

I wish vegetarians would stop being so stuck up and face the obvious fact that we're designed to eat meat.

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25 Sep 2007, 12:07 pm

Not Biblically (Genesis 1:29-31), but granted just for fun.

I wish the courts didn't have liberal judges at all.

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25 Sep 2007, 4:41 pm

Granted--the judges are now ultra-bribabal and you're chased by angry mobs and have to join the mob.

I wish I had a working, non-possessed non-breakable or break-downable X-box 360, Wii and Playstation 3

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25 Sep 2007, 5:17 pm

Granted, but they're melded together into a trinity of gaming.

I wish there was no death.

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25 Sep 2007, 8:46 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but they're melded together into a trinity of gaming.

I wish there was no death.

Granted. Now there are scores of the undead approaching your door.

I wish I had more money (US dollars)

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25 Sep 2007, 9:00 pm

Granted, but now it's worthless and you have to hire yourself out for slave labor.

I wish animals could talk.

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25 Sep 2007, 10:21 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

I wish animals could talk.

A little more specific please

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25 Sep 2007, 10:47 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

NoNameRockBand wrote:

I wish animals could talk.

A little more specific please

Intelligibly :!:

oy sorry! I wish animals (such as lizards,dogs cats and other animals you don't expect speech from) could talk.

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25 Sep 2007, 10:48 pm

granted, but they speak a foreign language you will never understand

I wish Narnia was a real place

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25 Sep 2007, 11:04 pm

Granted but now you are a stone statue :twisted:

I wish I could fly.

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25 Sep 2007, 11:06 pm

Granted, but while flying you get sucked into a passing airplane's turbines and die.

I wish that the world wasn't full of depravity and corruption.

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25 Sep 2007, 11:12 pm

Granted but now everyone's sooooo nice that you decide to end it all.

I wish the world were full of zombies. :twisted:

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26 Sep 2007, 12:28 am

Granted, but they're all Wal-Mart employees.

I wish Wal-Mart never existed.

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26 Sep 2007, 1:07 am

Granted but some other store takes it's place.

I wish I were a size 6 again.

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