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18 Nov 2007, 6:42 pm

was to have been my biggest arms supplier, until I discovered that Chihuahuas only have legs.


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18 Nov 2007, 6:57 pm

The pain from lau's remote control electric codpiece drove him to eat his fingers in a fit of rage.


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18 Nov 2007, 6:59 pm

Couldn't supply him with arms because his End User Certificate was actually a Cat Obedience School diploma....


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18 Nov 2007, 7:06 pm

is annoyed because Kurtz is now supplying me with obedient cats, to further my world domination scheme.


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18 Nov 2007, 7:16 pm

His world domination schemes involve bizarre kitchen appliances Ron Popeil couldn't conceive of.....


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18 Nov 2007, 7:19 pm

lau wrote:
is annoyed because Kurtz is now supplying me with obedient cats, to further my world domination scheme.


but what lau doesn't know is that these cats are Manchurian Candidates sent to assassinate Orville Reddenbacher's nephew's mistress's jai alai coach as soon as he plays "I'm a little teapot" by farting through a harmonica balanced on Angela Lansbury's nose, for the purposes of setting up a worldwide butter/corn/quasi-legal ssports/80's TV drama cartel.


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18 Nov 2007, 7:27 pm

Works for the Phoebus Cartel which is trying to assimilate the butter/corn/quasi-legal ssports/80's TV drama cartel.

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18 Nov 2007, 9:59 pm

Richie Flitwick is behind The Leaky Cauldron, tapping the brick with his wand, whilst standing atop a ladder because he is so short he can't reach the brick otherwise.



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18 Nov 2007, 10:18 pm

has been assimilated by the Borg


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18 Nov 2007, 11:32 pm

Eats asteroids for brekkie.



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19 Nov 2007, 5:39 am

Is actually a cup of teas, that has somehow grown arms and is typing.



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19 Nov 2007, 3:54 pm

Uses preparation 'A' for prompt temporary relief of asteroids.......


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19 Nov 2007, 3:58 pm

eats through books like a bookworm.



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19 Nov 2007, 4:13 pm

Teaches emoticons how to stim. :bounce:


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19 Nov 2007, 4:32 pm

eats frogs legs in their underwear



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19 Nov 2007, 4:47 pm

Ate the frogs in biology class...... (mmm!! chicken of the swamp, YUM YUM! :P )


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