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ShadesOfMe
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19 Nov 2007, 4:48 pm

once mated rabbits so much his house was swarmed with Bunnies.



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19 Nov 2007, 5:03 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:
once mated rabbits so much his house was swarmed with Bunnies.


Doesn't seem to notice that I totally screwed this thread up by starting a post, leaving to make a sandwich, then coming back and posting not about the person above, but the person two posts above.

Plus, Dukes of Hazzard reruns make you incontinent, and you love it.


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19 Nov 2007, 5:09 pm

.................once dressed in as a woman dressing as a man dressing as a woman.



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19 Nov 2007, 5:11 pm

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19 Nov 2007, 5:12 pm

Once danced naked, painted in tar to beatles music with a bongo names SUE



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19 Nov 2007, 5:40 pm

Teaches carp how to nip skinny-dippers.


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19 Nov 2007, 5:55 pm

Encourages astute members of society to skinny-dip in murky ponds filled with carp.


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19 Nov 2007, 6:36 pm

catches carp by tying an inflatable antonio bandaras lovedoll to his fishing pole.



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19 Nov 2007, 6:47 pm

Trains the captured carp to bite off the ear of a Dutch Impressionist who was living in France.


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19 Nov 2007, 6:48 pm

has noticed that the statue in the park has been watching him for days. He wonders if it is the carp on his head which has caught its interest.


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19 Nov 2007, 7:01 pm

Is converting his cork puller into a carp pusher.


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19 Nov 2007, 7:13 pm

was watching the aurora borealis when a moth flew by.


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19 Nov 2007, 7:15 pm

Lau must be loud... his mouth is open and he's smiling so he's probably chatting loudly and happily! NOW I know where his name came from... it's how he pronounces "loud" when he's loud and excited!



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19 Nov 2007, 8:46 pm

her name came from "the big book of baby names" and she is very sad about it, which is why she added the page number, 54, for flair


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20 Nov 2007, 6:38 am

Is setting up her own small-business venture: an astral-travel agency.

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Is actually a cup of teas, that has somehow grown arms and is typing.


Shadesey, did you mean cup of tea or cup of tease? 'Cause sometimes I'm not sure either. :wink:



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20 Nov 2007, 8:53 am

is actually a cookie