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SleepyDragon
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20 Nov 2007, 9:13 pm

Female? Ah yes, so you are. Me too, in fact. My apologies! :oops:

Uhhh... is dancing on the moon. With cows.



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20 Nov 2007, 10:27 pm

balances castanets on his ears and simultaneously eats twigs.

(I think we should do more cross-gendering. 'Twould add yet another level of bizzarity to the thread.)


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20 Nov 2007, 10:45 pm

Is a RAT! Probably ratted out the London bombers! No wonder she had to flee to Canada!



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20 Nov 2007, 11:11 pm

has perfected a process whereby he can make marks on things that record stories he can read back later.


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20 Nov 2007, 11:15 pm

He's an aspiring truck driver, looking for work in the Himalayas. Intends to ferry truckfuls of boats along narrow mountain passageways, to arrive at the desert, where the jovial seafarers await...



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21 Nov 2007, 1:03 am

Is actually a cordial sprig of Swiss chard.


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21 Nov 2007, 5:29 pm

Is assisting lau and BrutalRhubarb in humping riverboats over the Himalayas for the making of "The Making of the Last
Remake of 'The Making of Werner Herzog's Fitzczaraldo' featuring Throat Singers from Tuva"
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21 Nov 2007, 5:34 pm

wrote a strongly worded letter when he found out that they cut the throat singers scene


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21 Nov 2007, 7:12 pm

Resorted to cutthroat tactics upon finding out the strongly worded letter wasn't enough.....


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21 Nov 2007, 8:20 pm

was expecting me to thank him for writing the letter, but little realised that I had arranged the cutting of the throat singers, so my riverworld riverboat pirates could supply a sea-shanty soundtrack instead.


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21 Nov 2007, 9:00 pm

Is one of the rabbits Rowena from The Wars had to make her feel better about her disability... they were even more helpless than her. Hence the resentful look! Rowena falsely diagnosed this one as autistic!



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21 Nov 2007, 9:03 pm

SleepyDragon wrote:
Female? Ah yes, so you are. Me too, in fact. My apologies! :oops:



das okay. i'm often mistaken for a male on here. people were shocked when they saw my pic in the post a pic of yourself thread.

m'kay. this person here dramatically tells a person her life story if she's in a room alone with a person(she does not hesitate to change some details to add to grandiose of the story). if the person leaves the room then she will wait until she's alone with that person again and continue the story.


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21 Nov 2007, 9:58 pm

Due to being called 'he' too often on WP, launches a subversive plot where she's are now called he's so that he's cannot tell the real she's from she's who are he's... or he's who she, that he or OH SHEESH!


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22 Nov 2007, 4:32 am

After straightening out the "He/She" issue, she found a Heechee artifact in her backyard and sent it to lau
to be reversed engineered.....


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23 Nov 2007, 10:50 am

has been arrested and is now being interrogated, to establish where she obtained the information about the hoax artefact that I have now established as definitely not being of Heechee origin. No, not at all. Not from them. No way. I deny it. You can't prove it. Just you try.


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23 Nov 2007, 11:04 am

Is trying to practice plausible deniability.


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