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Granted. You are happy with what you have, and even when it becomes extremely obsolete, you keep it.

I wish I had a newer computer than a Dell Optiplex G1.

Granted! You have a BROKEN but BRAND NEW Cray XG1

I wish i could be buried in millions of neoprene straps.

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Granted, you are now slightly bigger than your GF.



I wish I could have a vacation.

Granted, it's a vacation in North Korea and you accidentally insult the Dear Leader!


I wish for a working eeePC with Linux as OS.

Granted. It's an obsolete distro published in Swahili.

I wish I didn't need so many hours of sleep.

Granted, you have the above PC but it is in fact alive and demands to be fed a pint of your blood every day.

I wish my 3-year old son were better at listening.

Granted, but now he demands that you talk to him all the time.

I wish I would be given a new puppy.

Granted! You now have a wormy, mangy, unhousebroken puppy with fleas aplenty and the worst case of dog breath you've ever smelled. And as if that weren't enough, he runs and hides every time he sees you.

Carturo, now you need zero hours of sleep, as you are a particleboard nightstand.

I wish I were more even-tempered.

Granted, but you are so angry all the time that you keep getting arrested for assault and battery.

I wish I had 7 hooded sweatshirts in different colors.

Granted, they are in barely distinguishable shades of gray.

I wish I didn't fear the passage of time.

Granted, now you have an extremely irrational fear of time standing still, which makes you have to have a digital clock that counts down seconds with you at all times.

I wish they would increase my health insurance benefits where I work.

Granted! But you never use them

I wish for a world of neoprene.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted - but it's all teflon coated.

I wish I was living alone on an island.


M.

Granted, however, because you are the only one on the island you start arguing with yourself.





I wish we had more packages of turkey bacon (yum!)

Granted, but you discover it is terribly unhealthy and you should have been eating regular bacon all along.


I wish my in-laws would not visit so often.

Granted, it's just you, the hungry HIV-infected monkeys, and the thousands of venomous snakes.

I wish my mortgage could be recast at the actual value of my home.