Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but new tax evaluations come out and your home is worth a million dollars.

I wish I did not have to do two loads of laundry today.

(yay, time to sell the house!!)

Granted, I'll do your laundry (I love doing laundry) but you have to fly me to where you live and put up with me for a few hours.

I wish for world peace and prosperity

Granted, but Klingon starships blow it up the next day.


I Sanctuary from SciFi channel was real and that I was a character there.

Granted, but you don't have a speaking role and get killed about 5 minutes after you wander off-screen.

I wish they packaged half-loaves of bread; I never eat the whole one and it's wasteful.

granted, but the extra packaging involved has turned your country into a landfill site...

i wish i had interchangeable sexual organs...like, a clip on vagina or a set of tickly tentacles or something that i could switch around...XD

Errm, granted. However, I will warn you, of the adult content of the wish and the content in general. Also, both need to be fueled with respective hormones in order to work.

I wish I were a Mew!
[And I think back to the last time I wished this. I became a Mu-Mu. .]

Granted! a FNT one in A Pok-E-Ball of someone who never takes their pokemon to be healed!

I wish I could have loads of neoprene straps piled on top of me... giant heavy ones!

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Granted, but they smell like dead fish.

I wish my house smelled better.

Granted, it smells overpoweringly of watermelon.

I wish I had an indoor duck.

Granted, but it will only eat fresh, live mice.

I wish I were a news anchor.

Granted, but it is in Billlings, Montana and nothing ever happens.


I wish everyone knew how smart I am!

Granted, but they need proof by robot master.

I wish I had the same talent as Dr. Light.

Granted but there is no government.

I wish everyone were polite and encouraging.

Granted, but their politeness and encouragement are just sarcasm.

I wish I could live medication-free.

Granted, but only if you become a scientologist

I wish I weren't so picky about my friends, so that I had some that lived within 30 miles of me....

Granted, they all live 29 miles away, but you have no car and have to ride your bike 29 miles to see them.


I wish my refrigerator was full of Lime Diet Coke.