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12 Oct 2008, 1:48 pm

Granted! Enjoy your lime flavored diet cocaine. Ohp, never mind.. the DEA are at your door.

I wish i could have pimp my ride pimp ym wheelchair XD


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12 Oct 2008, 2:46 pm

Granted, now you have an actual pimp riding in your wheelchair with you. His name is "A Pimp Named Strapples", and he is sitting on your lap. Enjoy!

I wish I had a big excavator and knew how to use it.



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12 Oct 2008, 2:53 pm

Granted, you now have a REALLY big excavator and you know how to use it...as a lawn chair.



I wish I had a job.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:03 pm

Granted! but your job is to procure neoprene for me

I wish I could get buried in neoprene straps


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12 Oct 2008, 3:30 pm

Granted, but you use up the world supply of neoprene and the rest of us are forever left wanting.

I wish family would just leave me alone and let me concentrate on my computer.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:31 pm

granted they all DIE

I wish there was an endless supply of neoprene!


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12 Oct 2008, 3:33 pm

Granted, but you suffocate in it.


I wish there was an endless supply of family.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:34 pm

Granted, but it all smells like used cat litter.

I wish I had a pair of seven league boots.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:44 pm

Granted! but they smell like used cat litter

I wish i could have this

Image

looks so warm and comfortable


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12 Oct 2008, 3:49 pm

2 things in the picture, so I guess granted, you get the girl.


I wish I had a puppy.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:50 pm

Granted! Dead one

I wish i had the PVC thingi in the picture :P


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12 Oct 2008, 3:52 pm

Granted, but my poor puppy is inside.


I wish I had a plane ticket to London.


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12 Oct 2008, 3:53 pm

Granted! But its to go to a funeral

I wish the dead puppy was NOT in my pVC thingy!


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12 Oct 2008, 4:01 pm

Granted, you have a dead kitty in there.

I wish for a large pool with a slide.



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12 Oct 2008, 4:08 pm

Granted! its made of PVC and you are allergic to PVC

I wish there was NOTHING DEAD IN MY PVC THINGY


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12 Oct 2008, 4:09 pm

Granted. You have 10,000 live cockroaches in there.

I wish for a koi pond out back, and for someone to maintain it for me.