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26 Nov 2007, 5:43 pm

Gets her beauty sleep on a bed of lemon scented porcupines.....


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26 Nov 2007, 6:25 pm

Gives his ugly wakeup under two chairs with potato shaped amœbæ.


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26 Nov 2007, 6:45 pm

Will shortly be bringing out his own special line of hand-spun water buffalo yarns.



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26 Nov 2007, 6:49 pm

Is training amœbæ to run around a Mœbiűs Loop.....


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26 Nov 2007, 6:55 pm

Lives in the famous Little lue House on the Corner... full of depressed people, all related of course! No others are as depressed as this family!



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26 Nov 2007, 7:07 pm

received an apian sting in Paris and has had a phobia about upper case representations of the second letter of the alphabet, ever since.


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26 Nov 2007, 7:47 pm

Was zapped by an apian while walking on the Appian way.....


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28 Nov 2007, 8:15 pm

regularly publishes photographs, in his local paper, of interesting snail tracks he has seen.


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29 Nov 2007, 6:08 pm

Follows snail tracks in order to walk a straight path......


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29 Nov 2007, 7:31 pm

Spends two and a half hours a day in front of the mirror, teasing his hair into rhomboid shapes. Frequently shouts "but Napoleon didn't have to eat chives" before calmimg down by eating strawberry yoghurt.


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29 Nov 2007, 8:14 pm

enjoys a nice walk on the country, a good meal with pleasant company, followed by a quick snorblit of trinpaltines.


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29 Nov 2007, 9:06 pm

Able to recognise his trilobites according to their primordial-sea-of-origin, and has a strong preference for the brown ones over the black ones.



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29 Nov 2007, 10:07 pm

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29 Nov 2007, 11:03 pm

was rolled up in a carpet, unsure of the edibility of commas.


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30 Nov 2007, 4:41 pm

Fed all his kitchen whatchamacallits and thingamajigs to his pet Lego-raptor.


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30 Nov 2007, 6:08 pm

likes to think of himself as a dragon kind of wyrm, but sometimes nibbles the pages more like the bug kind of worm.

lau wrote:
was rolled up in a carpet, unsure of the edibility of commas.


lau, i am getting paranoid, because i used to spend a lot of time as a child rolled up in carpets/blankets/rugs. i would just roll myself up and then sit for hours.... and you also mentioned the snails. stop scaring me.


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