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Strapples
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12 Oct 2008, 4:23 pm

Granted! That someone is you

I wish there was no live or dead animal in my PVC thingy

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12 Oct 2008, 4:30 pm

Granted. It is merely covered with the droppings of all the live animals that were once in there.

I wish to take a ride in a hot air balloon.

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12 Oct 2008, 4:31 pm

Granted: 10'000 living cockroaches are in it!

I wish I was either fully awake or could find sleep

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12 Oct 2008, 4:34 pm

Granted, you fall down a flight of stairs and are knocked unconscious for the next 8 hours.

I wish I had a stream to fish in by my house.

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12 Oct 2008, 4:39 pm

Granted! enjoy the floodage

I wish my PVC thingy HAD NO ANIMAL INVOLVEMENTS PERIOD!! DEAD ALIVE OR DROPPINGS PURELY UNTOUCHED BY ANYTHING ANYONE EXCEPT ME...

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12 Oct 2008, 5:15 pm

Okay, fine, you win, no animals. But remember: you forced me to do this: You wake up one morning and think "hey - what is this? Neoprene? What the hell? I HATE neoprene!" Gee, the human mind is a funny thing.

I wish someone would buy the scuzzy rental houses at the end of my block and tunr them nice again.

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12 Oct 2008, 6:37 pm

Granted, but they are so nice and fancy that the new occupants look down on you.

I wish my hair would always look nice.

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12 Oct 2008, 9:37 pm

Strapples wrote:

Granted! but they smell like used cat litter

I wish i could have this

looks so warm and comfortable

That would be very hot and sweaty. It would strangle your pores.

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13 Oct 2008, 7:54 am

Granted, but your skin always looks bad.

I wish Slowmutant would post a wish to corrupt.

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13 Oct 2008, 7:57 am

I wish I had a peanut butter sandwich right now, right here.

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13 Oct 2008, 8:11 am

Wow such an easy thing for you to do for yourself, yet you waste a wish for it? Okay, okay....Bam! There it is! Enjoy your peanut butter-and-egg salad sandwich.

I wish I could grant wishes.

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13 Oct 2008, 9:09 am

patternist wrote:

Wow such an easy thing for you to do for yourself, yet you waste a wish for it? Okay, okay....Bam! There it is! Enjoy your peanut butter-and-egg salad sandwich.

I wish I could grant wishes.

You just did! How did you know I liked egg salad in my peanut butter sandwiches?

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13 Oct 2008, 9:19 am

I wish slow would not have forgotten to make a wish :lol:

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13 Oct 2008, 9:25 am

I wish I hadn't forgotten. :silent:

What is your wish that I may corrupt?

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13 Oct 2008, 9:44 am

I feel honored by Slowmutant's presence in this forum. I am pleased that you are posting here, so I will jump in and make a wish; Lost In Emulation, I owe you one.

I wish for cooler weather in Florida.

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13 Oct 2008, 10:26 am

Granted! Florida is instantaneously moved and becomes an peninsula of Antarctica.

I wish for more media coverage for pro-privacy activism.

Edit: Slow, my wish was you posted one so that the thread continues! :wink:

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