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13 Oct 2008, 7:53 pm

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Wish granted - as your eyes have been plucked out by hungry crows, you no longer need any spectacles at all.

I wish I could easily lose 10 pounds without the help of a devastating disease, tapeworms, or famine.

Granted! You lose ten pounds easily but you keep losing because you are bulemic! Oh no!

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13 Oct 2008, 7:56 pm

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Granted. But as soon as he falls asleep he starts mumbling eerie phrases in Aramaic.

I would love that!
As long as he weren't possessed. Not that I believe in demonic possession...but it is an irrational fear of mine.

Your aspirin works instantaneously all right....but is mislabeled and is a laxative.

As usual, I wish Slowmutant would make a wish. I also wish for a nice inheritance from a very distant relative.

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13 Oct 2008, 7:58 pm

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Granted. But for some odd reason, you have switched bodies with Ash Ketchum. Have a freakish Friday.

I wish I could build a working Pokémon capturing device.

Is Ash Ketchum the Ash from Evil Dead?

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13 Oct 2008, 8:01 pm

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Granted! But there are no pokemon to capture with it

I Wish I could have

Sounds kinda dangerous, this Lateral Tilt Module. I mean, if it's likely to throw you onto the floor, your neoprene harness will not be able to call for help on account of her being a neoprene harness.

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13 Oct 2008, 8:33 pm

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Granted! You lose ten pounds easily but you keep losing because you are bulemic! Oh no!

Actually, bulimia *might* fall under the category of "devastating disease". Hmmmm?

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13 Oct 2008, 9:49 pm

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Granted. But as soon as he falls asleep he starts mumbling eerie phrases in Aramaic.

Dude, how can you be afraid of something you don't believe in?

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13 Oct 2008, 9:50 pm

I wish I could make women fall in love with me just by winking at them.

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13 Oct 2008, 10:05 pm

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Thatmew wrote:

Granted. But for some odd reason, you have switched bodies with Ash Ketchum. Have a freakish Friday.

I wish I could build a working Pokémon capturing device.

Is Ash Ketchum the Ash from Evil Dead?

Umm...no. Ash Ketchum, from Pokémon. Main protagonist.
(Evil dead who?!)

Now, to the granting.

Granted, but you develop a automatic winking eye. You wink at every woman you see. This could have problems, you know.

I wish I could be a hermit. With a laptop and wifi.

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13 Oct 2008, 10:06 pm

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Granted! You lose ten pounds easily but you keep losing because you are bulemic! Oh no!

Actually, bulimia *might* fall under the category of "devastating disease". Hmmmm?

You're right, actually. Bulemia and anorexia are horrible diseases affecting both mind and body.

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14 Oct 2008, 1:21 am

slowmutant wrote:

Strapples wrote:

Granted! But there are no pokemon to capture with it

I Wish I could have

http://motionconcepts.com/pp_lateraltilt.html

they being one of the worlds largest makers of wheelchair modules wouldnt make it if it were not intrinsically safe... thus there is very little risk of being thrown onto the floor...

and trust me... melissa has her ways

Granted @ thatmew but Laptops dont work under water

I wish I could have the aforementioned lateral tilt system without it being faulty

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14 Oct 2008, 5:46 am

Is there a church which a man and his neoprene harness can be legally married? Strapplius, you and Melissa have been living in sin.

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14 Oct 2008, 6:51 am

slowmutant wrote:

patternist wrote:

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Granted. But as soon as he falls asleep he starts mumbling eerie phrases in Aramaic.

Dude, how can you be afraid of something you don't believe in?

As stated, it's irrational. Maybe some irrational part of my mind believes in it.

Strapples: Your tilt function does not malfunction, and so, you fall in love with it as you have with Melissa. But it is a male entity, so you now will have to post another "Am I gay?" post.

I wish people would realize I am not a dude.

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14 Oct 2008, 6:59 am

Maybe if your avatar were a little more feminine.

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14 Oct 2008, 7:34 am

There, how's that?

I wish there were a better selection of images under Google's image search for "feminine snake"

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14 Oct 2008, 7:47 am

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