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superboyian
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12 Jan 2010, 5:07 pm

I don't know? It was on diversion. :oops:

Why haven't I got my bus pass in my pocket?

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12 Jan 2010, 5:13 pm

Because you aren't 65 years old yet!

Where is my bus pass?

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12 Jan 2010, 8:34 pm

I left it on the top deck of that Routemaster, over there.

What's that smell?

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12 Jan 2010, 9:07 pm

Um, it's the cat...yes, the cat

Why haven't you taken tap dancing lessons yet?

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12 Jan 2010, 9:17 pm

I ain't got no foot rhythm.

Why haven't you seen Appleseed?

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12 Jan 2010, 11:10 pm

I don't even know who Appleseed is.

Why haven't you picked up the dog mess?

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13 Jan 2010, 2:20 am

Because I don't like to.

Why haven't you did your homework?

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13 Jan 2010, 5:55 am

Because I'm a dumb drummer, and I'm too slow to understand the homework.

Why didn't you cook dinner?

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13 Jan 2010, 5:58 am

I simply can't cook and the last time you asked to cook for me, it turned out disastrous :lol:

Why haven't I got my food yet?

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13 Jan 2010, 6:17 am

I ate it.

Why didn't you do my laundry?

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13 Jan 2010, 7:47 am

Because your laundry and I are on different continents. Also, the dog ate my frontal lobe.

Why did you make my computer slow down?

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13 Jan 2010, 9:45 am

I didn't do that... your computer did it itselt :oops:

Why have I not been able to get up this morning?

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13 Jan 2010, 3:20 pm

I put my piano on top of you.

Why did you chase the ducks?

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13 Jan 2010, 3:23 pm

Because I'm quackers.

Why did you throw bread crumbs to me?

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13 Jan 2010, 3:28 pm