Why did _____ cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:09 pm

He thought he saw a motel "vacancy" sign, and since it was 3 a.m. in London, he was desperate for a place to sleep.

Why did Jay Leno cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:12 pm

So he could get on stage, on time.

Why did Janis Joplin cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 8:49 am

She thought she saw someone with a bag of white powder.

Why did SS Titanic cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 10:46 am

Why did the Goose cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 10:57 am

The Titanic crossed the road without noticing it, because only the tip of the road is visible above ground.
The goose crossed the road because it was feeling a little downy.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 12:11 pm

Because the elephant thought it was ice age...

Why did the person above cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 2:34 pm

She needed to refill her coffee cup.

Why did the short guy cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 2:39 pm

Because he was in need for stilts.... Unfortunelately, it took him an hour to get across the road... :lol:

Why did superboyian cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 3:13 pm

To buy an "I love WP" button to wear.

Why did the clown car cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 5:34 pm

To get to the circus.

Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 5:37 pm

To take a bribe.

Why did the tuna mayo sandwich cross the road?

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01 Feb 2010, 7:06 pm

to get to my mouth.

Why did the mathematician cross the road?

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02 Feb 2010, 6:58 am

He'd went off at a tangent.

Why did the ebola virus cross the road?

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02 Feb 2010, 7:52 am

To infect each and every persons immune system and take over the world :twisted:

Why did the xbox cross the road?

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02 Feb 2010, 8:01 am

To get to the rail road crossing, where his owner is looking for him.

Why did the globe cross the road?

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02 Feb 2010, 5:16 pm

It was being kicked around by disgruntled geography students.

Why did the zookeeper cross the road?

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