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14 Aug 2010, 8:35 am

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Sylvester and Tweety openly clear their pores with Chinese remedies.

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15 Aug 2010, 6:13 pm

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Last semester I had a bead which I used to open the pores of a Chinese elephant.

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16 Aug 2010, 7:02 am

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Last semester I had a needle which I used to open the door of Chinese class.

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16 Aug 2010, 4:02 pm

My hamster was needled about the classification of Chinese screen.

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17 Aug 2010, 12:27 pm

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"Hamster dies from infected needle" screamed the Chinese.

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17 Aug 2010, 1:29 pm

Richard Hammond flies from an infested, Chinese bee hive.

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17 Aug 2010, 1:51 pm

london cat tortures 'top gear' cast, claims chinese scholar

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18 Aug 2010, 3:27 am

London man tortures flop eared cat and flames Chinese scholars.

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19 Aug 2010, 1:12 am

Scholarly Siamese cats turn floppy-eared Londoners lightly over open flames.

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19 Aug 2010, 7:30 am

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Flame war rages between London scholars over the disputed subject of floppy-eared Siamese cats.

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19 Aug 2010, 11:53 am

Siam continues to fire bomb London in a dispute about floppy eared bats.

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19 Aug 2010, 12:21 pm

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Evening out in London marred by plopping bat bombs.

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19 Aug 2010, 12:51 pm

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Eating out in London is awesome at the Plop Bomb Bar. I love plop!

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19 Aug 2010, 2:01 pm

the RED PEACE BAR in bombay is just fab, claims broken woman

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19 Aug 2010, 3:15 pm

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the RED DOG SALOON in Hong Kong is just fab, claims fallen woman

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19 Aug 2010, 8:26 pm

King Kong eats red dogs in the saloon.

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